Chronz Jr Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 um i cant afford food cause im a dirty african so probably dirt When I was 2 years old I was sent to Africa via the Internet because no1 wanted to adopt me. My parents were inbreds and life was not well they believed this was a better way for me to live. I went to Africa and my only friend was this jew who really liked dark pokemon gay porn. i ate dirt my whole life. dirt is not good for you but since i prayed to my god, Cthulu eveyr night he gave me the utrients i needed. i first started jerking off at the age of 3 and once i started that a girl named adamant i found in the middle of the sahara suckedup all my cum with her nostril and spit it out into her pussy giving us a baby. it looked like a minotaur/abyssal demon mix it had no eyes so we were able to rape it wihtout it seeing my 2 year old cock cumming into its eye sockets (bescause it had no eyes) im starting to get side tracked anyways, the black dirt in africa is not good but i have found that the light dirt tastes just like my old daddys dingleberries because he doesnt know how to wipe so i spent my years plucking them out of his ass hair inserting them inside my great grandmothers dead body and then devouring them while jerking off to minecraft porn anwyays light dirt is the best junk food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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