ScumBagio Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I was in lumbridge and the best thing, which later on became the worst thing, happened. I bumped into a noob training at men and women and I realized he left a ranarr on the floor. The first thing that came to mind was "why doesn't this noob collect the herbs?! that's bank he's missing out on.." But at that moment it hit me- I should pay this kid to work for me! So I talked with him and asked him to work for me, "What do I have to do?" said the noob. The thing is, they'll hardly ever say no in Deadmanmode because they want to be beast. If you look beast, offer to make them beast, there is no way to get rejected. I TOLD the kid to collect herbs for me, to not leave any behind, and in return I would gear him up. He was the happiest noob ever when I told him that, Lol. I set him up with a crossbow and bronze bolts and he was on the road to getting me a lot of herbs in no time. Every five minutes he gave me a bunch of herbs worth at least 10k, and me being a stingy, unethical, fiendmanmode driven capitalist, I would give him 2k at most. The noob however didn't see through me, in fact he said, and I quote word for word; "You turned my day from poo to rainbow". It was HILARIOUS and amazing! The noob didn't know what potential he had, he just liked giving herbs, and recieving anything. We went to the bank in the castle and I saw a few more noobs. This time I was Satan in the flesh and didn't even resist temptation. I asked one noob if he wanted to work for me, and explained how I would care for him. Before you know it, the surrounding noobs started firing questions about what they could do for ME. I felt so bad, but that was cloaked as an amazing feeling at the time. I was laughing at every moment. Getting ranarrs, dwarfs, avantoes and all the other random ones, I would set up noobs with gear just to get by and even grow in time. Steel and Mith was soon provided to my starter. The rest got miscellaneous junk from my bank. One mans trash is really another mans treasure! Then all of the sudden, crisis struck. My industry was growing, growing out of control. These noobs were asking about Varrock. I was going wild at this point. I had to manage 5 of them and tell each one to stay in safe zone and explain why! But that didn't stop them. Two of them came up to the bank to trade me and the saddest but also funniest thing happend. They misclicked. One by one they would come in to experience their first time ever dying to an explicable phenomena they have never known before, 1337 Guards. Like flies they dropped one by one... Before my eyes my once booming business took a huge toll. A couple seconds after one messages me to go to Varrock. In my head I was screaming "WHY?!?!" Why would a noob ever need to go to Varrock in the first place if I was supplying them. He didn't listen to me, and got killed the moment he stepped out of safezone, first blood lol. At that point I was 3 noobs down. 75% of my business and invesments (10k at best) went to rubbish. The last hope, my starter noob. It wasn't long before I started looking for him. He messaged me a few moments later saying: "I'm at Varrock." It's hard to explain how I felt because I was raging on so many levels lol. I advised him what to do and what stores were in Varrock, but he didn't know ANYTHING. I had to pack up, it was game over. Soon enough he messaged me, "I died". That was the end of my wild 30 minute monopoly. It was hilarious at the end, because I had already given up on the noobs. Before you know it, they all quit Deadmanmode. Pathetic, but who could blame them. I spoon fed them and they took it for granted in no time. Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. My goal now is to find a noob that is coach-able, and rebuild the noob-exchange I enjoyed having. This time, I won't do the same mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umaga_12 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 that is a funny story it made me chuckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiler Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I love how you used famous quotes etc in the right way, "one man's trash another man's treasure" Good job lol it was actually funny to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F O R G E T Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I lol'd at the story, nice interaction. Keep them coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScumBagio Posted February 12, 2016 Author Share Posted February 12, 2016 Thanks mates! Much appreciated for the heart-warming responses! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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