So I woke up and rolled my fat ass over to play some RuneScape before work, grabbed my laptop and started killing some fuck wit lizards that can't comprehend they can walk around whatever's blocking them to get to me.
It was getting close to time to go to work so I told myself ok one more kill, BANG, rune war hammer.
As troll of a drop that is from these fucking things, I killed another one and told myself legit this is the last one, was about to sit up and start getting dressed in one of my three t-shirts and looked at my computer screen to this:
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